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    This is the Suicide Squad We Deserve

    Every Wednesday, we pick a few of this week’s new releases that stand out from the crowd for our New Comic Book Day series of blog articles. If you’re looking to join a series or want to know what’s happening in today’s best comics, keep reading!

    SPOILER ALERT — We try to keep from posting spoilers, but one may sneak through to our reviews now and again. Read with caution, true believers.

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    Action Comics #963
    By: Dan Jurgens, Patrick Zircher, Arif Prianto, Clay Mann

    Action Comics #963 kicks off the new “Superman Meets Clark Kent” story arc and picks up with Clark Kent investigating (read: I mean breaking into) a company named Geneticron. When I say Clark, I mean Clark, not Kal-El. No, it’s not Superman pretending to be an ordinary human.

    Lex Luthor’s Daily Planet newspaper recently outed Clark Kent as being Superman, but as true as that’s been in the past, at this moment in the DCU, it’s not. In all the confusion one thing for sure, this Clark Kent is not OUR Superman.

    Dan Jurgens gives us a well-paced issue with flashbacks that help provide context to the story. This is an exciting issue for any Superman fan, and a wonderful place to jump into the Action Comics series. The story has a very Golden Age feel to it. Patrick Zircher and Arif Prianto both do a great job with the art and colors, and exemplify what we’ve come to expect from DC comics. Great layout, bright colors, and solid linework. [Martin M. at TFAW.com]

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    The Strain: Mister Quinlan – Vampire Hunter #1
    By: Guillermo del Toro, Chuck Hogan, David Lapham
    Edgar Salazar, Keith Champagne, Dan Jackson

    Born as a mistake of a powerful vampire known as the Master, Mister Quinlan seeks to destroy the monster that sired him. This gory feud has lasted ages and can be traced back to the ancient Roman Empire.

    If you’ve enjoyed The Strain novels, television series, or comic books, you’re going to fall over yourself to learn more about Mister Quinlan in the new five-issue The Strain: Mister Quinlan – Vampire Hunter miniseries.

    The thing is: you don’t have to know anything about The Strain to enjoy this book. Lapham and team lead the reader down a journey of one boy’s birth in blood toward his destiny. It’s a fun and entertaining story in its own right and actually serves as a good entry into this universe — be careful, you will be drawn into this story.

    On their own, Salazar, Champagne, and Jackson are tremendously talented in their own right, but together, their art comes together in such a way that you can’t help but take a second look at the book once you finish. My only criticism is that I have to wait another month to see the next installment of The Strain: Mister Quinlan – Vampire Hunter. This is the best book I’ve read this month. [Josh C. at TFAW.com]

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    Suicide Squad #2
    By: Rob Williams, Jim Lee

    The Suicide Squad is once again on a mission they can’t hope to survive. From the emptiness of space to the frigid waters of the Artic Ocean, Task Force X can’t seem to catch a break. They’re hunting a cosmic artifact and — of course — they aren’t told what it is. When they find out what it is, we see that they were sorely unprepared for it!

    The team has gotten out of more dangerous situations than this in the past, but Rob Williams may have just caused Task Force X to go extinct. Suicide Squad #2 also includes a short story that gives us insight into Boomerang’s past. It’s a fun piece by Rob Williams, Ivan Reis, and Marcelo Maiolo.

    Things are just starting to rev up, but it’s not too late to join the Suicide Squad! [Martin M. at TFAW.com]

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    December’s Product Review Contest Winners Announced

    Walking Dead #147 review at TFAW.comEvery month, our customers submit hundreds of product reviews that help others determine how great (or not-so-hot) certain comics, graphic novels, and other collectibles are. We took a look at the reviews that were submitted in December and are awarding $25 gift certificates as part of our monthly Product Review Contest. The winners who submitted product reviews in December are:

    Arturo from Chaparral, NM had written several reviews for Walking Dead comics last month, here’s what he had to say about issue #147.

    I’m a big Walking Dead fan and when the TV show came about, I loved it even more! I love the characters, I love the story line and I love the fact that it’s all about survival and not just about the dead. I thank you for sending issue #147 perfectly on time. I will always trust your service. You have so much to choose from that I constantly go to your site. Thank you for the awesomeness.

    The Walking Dead has been on a tear lately, and although it’s hard to wait for each month’s issue, it’s totally worth it.

    Doctor Mirage review at TFAW.comOur second winner is Michael from New Orleans, LA, who wrote a 5-star review of the Doctor Mirage TPB by Jen Van Meter and Roberto de la Torre:

    I was surprised at how good this book is, it captured all of the elements a good story should have and paced it just right. The art supported the supernatural feel, I’m a fan of the Valiant universe and this is one of their best books.

    Sandman Overture comic book review at TFAW.comLast but not least, Violet from Largo, FL dropped by to offer her thoughts about Sandman Overture Deluxe Ed HC:

    Well it’s the Sandman. Neil Gaiman’s beautiful brain baby. This prequel/overture is full of the storytelling loved in the first stories. It’s answers some questions, gives you more questions, and expands on things merely mentioned before. Also, while the art was beautiful before, the art in this is incredible. Very surreal.

    Honorable mentions from December’s Product Reviews at TFAW:

    Thanks so much to everyone who wrote reviews last month. You’re helping people decide what to get (or what to avoid) next.

    Remember, you don’t have to write a novel to win. Product reviews can be short and sweet, or highly detailed — as long as they help other customers, that’s what we’re looking for. So submit your reviews and help your fellow collectors sort out the “HOT” from the “NOT”! Who knows, you may be one of next month’s winners.

    HOW TO SUBMIT A PRODUCT REVIEW:
    It’s simple! Just visit any product page and look for this:

    Click on it and our product review form will appear in a popup. Just fill out the pertinent information and submit your review, and you’re done! We’ll take a look at your review and get it up on the product page soon thereafter!

    There’s also a really easy way for you to call up everything you’ve ever ordered from us and review it. Simply log in to your account and go into the Order History Section. Next to each item, you’ll see a “Review it!” link.

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    January Product Review Contest Winners Announced

    Batman Arkham Asylum Poison Ivy Statue review at TFAW.comIt’s that time again! Every month, our customers submit hundreds of product reviews that help others determine how great (or not-so-hot) certain comics, graphic novels, and other collectibles are. We took a look at the reviews that were submitted in January and are awarding $25 gift certificates as part of our monthly Product Review Contest. And now, without further adieu, the winners are (insert drum roll here):

    Our first contest winner is Devyn in Colorado Springs, CO is brand new to collecting comics! Devyn wrote a review for the immensely popular new comic from Dark Horse Comics Lady Killer #1 by Joelle Jones and Jamie S. Rich that we just had to share:

    This was my first comic book purchase ever, and I’m very pleased! The art and story are equally awesome. Love the whole idea of this and plan to get every issue! So rad!

    Birthright #1 review at TFAW.comOur second winner is Ruth from New York, NY. She had this to say about Aquaman #37 by Jeff Parker:

    Aquaman’s mother story of arriving to the land of the Gorilla is interesting cause we see the connection to how the Atleantians travel through the land and how she met the Gorilla’s. I’m hoping that there would be more of a connection to Atlantis and the Surface world through out the centuries

    Nemesis HC review at TFAW.comLast but not least, Shane from Portland, OR dropped by to share his thoughts about the Animal Man Omnibus HC:

    Though it may be pricey, this really is the best way to read the groundbreaking re-invention of Animal Man by Grant Morrison. Most of these large-scale omnibus editions, especially from Vertigo, are so large and awkward that they are hard to read, but this one is just the perfect size that it is not clunky at all. All the art is beautifully reproduced on great paper stock, and there is a fun introduction from Morrison. These issues are meant to be read all together, and finally there is a collection that allows for that!

    Thanks so much to everyone who wrote reviews last month. You’re helping people decide what to get (or what to avoid) next.

    Remember, you don’t have to write a novel to win. Product reviews can be short and sweet, or highly detailed — as long as they help other customers, that’s what we’re looking for. So submit your reviews and help your fellow collectors sort out the “HOT” from the “NOT”! Who knows, you may be one of next month’s winners.

    HOW TO SUBMIT A PRODUCT REVIEW:
    It’s simple! Just visit any product page and look for this:

    Click on it and our product review form will appear in a popup. Just fill out the pertinent information and submit your review, and you’re done! We’ll take a look at your review and get it up on the product page soon thereafter!

    There’s also a really easy way for you to call up everything you’ve ever ordered from us and review it. Simply log in to your account and go into the Order History Section. Next to each item, you’ll see a “Review it!” link.

    Questions? Comments? Let us know below!

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    September Product Review Contest Winners Announced

    Silent Hill Downpour Annes Story #1 review at TFAW.comEvery month, our customers submit hundreds of product reviews that help others determine how great (or not-so-hot) certain comics, graphic novels, and other collectibles are. We took a look at the reviews that were submitted in September and are awarding $25 gift certificates as part of our monthly Product Review Contest. And the winners are (insert drum roll here):

    Our first contest winner is Erin in Delaware! Erin wrote a review for Silent Hill Downpour Annes Story #1 caught our eye:

    This is a very encouraging start. Anne’s Story features the jaw-dropping imagery Silent Hill fans love, with excellently done flashbacks and good hints at symbolism to come. Anne is a fascinating character in her own right and, thankfully, the book doesn’t allow more familiar characters to steal the stage.

    The Strain Volume 1 HC review at TFAW.comOur second winner is John from Knoxville, TN. He had this to say about The Strain Volume 1 HC:

    This is the greatest vampire story of our time. Gone are the days of the vampires that turn to diamonds in the light, and have a horrible urge to hang around teen girls. The Strain puts the fear of vampires back into people’s hearts. They’re ugly, loathsome beasts again and it’s amazing. Much praise to Guillermo Del Toro for his beautifully scary story.

    Grayson #1 review at TFAW.comLast but not least, James from Leavenworth , KS dropped by to share his thoughts about the new Grayson series:

    I’ve never read any of the Nightwing comics but was interested to find out where this story would lead after Justice League Forever Evil. I am very pleased with this new storyline, and I’m excited to see where it leads. A must read.

    Thanks so much to everyone who wrote reviews last month. You’re helping people decide what to get (or what to avoid) next.

    Remember, you don’t have to write a novel to win. Product reviews can be short and sweet, or highly detailed — as long as they help other customers, that’s what we’re looking for. So submit your reviews and help your fellow collectors sort out the “HOT” from the “NOT”! Who knows, you may be one of next month’s winners.

    HOW TO SUBMIT A PRODUCT REVIEW:
    It’s simple! Just visit any product page and look for this:

    Click on it and our product review form will appear in a popup. Just fill out the pertinent information and submit your review, and you’re done! We’ll take a look at your review and get it up on the product page soon thereafter!

    There’s also a really easy way for you to call up everything you’ve ever ordered from us and review it. Simply log in to your account and go into the Order History Section. Next to each item, you’ll see a “Review it!” link.

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    April Product Review Contest Winners Announced

    Tomb Raider #1 review at TFAW.comWith great customers, come great reviews! You guys have once again outdone yourselves by sending in so many spectacular product reviews to choose from last month! Picking just three of you for this month’s winners was as hard as saying, “Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers,” five times fast. However, after reading through the hundreds and hundreds of amazing reviews, we have hand picked three of our favorites as part of our monthly Product Review Contest. Below, you’ll find out who won from April’s Product Reviews. $25 TFAW gift certificates are on the way to the folks who posted them.

    Nathan from Huntsville, AL stopped by with his four star review of superstar writer Gail Simone’s Tomb Raider #1 from Dark Horse Comics:

    A very nice tie in to last year’s Tomb Raider game. My only gripe is that the art does not fit Tomb Raider, imo. If you are a fan of the series then consider picking this up! I can’t wait to see how it will lead into the next game!

    Inhuman #1 review at TFAW.comOur second winner is Randall from Union City, TN. He had this to say about the Inhuman #1:

    I have been trimming my pulls lately, just spening too much money on comics, and this was one I had decided to drop… until I read it! Awesome first issue, imo! What intrigued me to begin with, the mists and birth of new super-powered characters, is exactly what I got in this issue. I have a feeling, if it continues on the path it seems to be on, it may very well be one of my favorite titles…

    Guardians Of Galaxy TPB Vol. 01 Cosmic Avengers review at TFAW.comLast but not least, Marvin from El Paso, TX wrote a review for “Guardians of the Galaxy: TPB Vol. 1 that we had to share:

    I never knew about the Guardians until the movie was coming out. So, I bought this collection to catch up and found it to be an excellent GN. Even my little girl loves it. For anyone new to the Guardians universe, this is a must read!

    Thanks so much to everyone who wrote reviews last month. You’re helping people decide what to get (or what to avoid) next.

    Remember, you don’t have to write a novel to win. Product reviews can be short and sweet, or highly detailed — as long as they help other customers, that’s what we’re looking for. So submit your reviews and help your fellow collectors sort out the “HOT” from the “NOT”! Who knows, you may be one of next month’s winners.

    HOW TO SUBMIT A PRODUCT REVIEW:
    It’s simple! Just visit any product page and look for this:

    Click on it and our product review form will appear in a popup. Just fill out the pertinent information and submit your review, and you’re done! We’ll take a look at your review and get it up on the product page soon thereafter!

    There’s also a really easy way for you to call up everything you’ve ever ordered from us and review it. Simply log in to your account and go into the Order History Section. Next to each item, you’ll see a “Review it!” link.

    Questions? Comments? Let us know below!

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    December Product Review Contest Winners Announced

    Empowered Deluxe Edition Volume 1 HC review at TFAW.comGreat Odin’s Raven! With so many amazing product reviews to choose from last month, it was nearly impossible to narrow the field down for this month’s picks. However, we’ve sifted through the hundreds and hundreds of great reviews and hand picked three of our favorites as part of our monthly Product Review Contest. Below, you’ll see who won from December’s Product Reviews. $25 TFAW gift certificates are on the way to the folks who posted them.

    Jeff from Charleston, WV stopped by with his five star review of Dark Horse Comics’s The Star Wars #2 :

    I’ve always wanted to see this attempted, to see it so fully realized is great. Interesting to see so many earlier characters and situations from the movies and their original place in Lucas’ earlier version. It really makes you realize how Episodes I-III are more like Lucas’ original vision of the saga.

    Afterlife With Archie #1 review at TFAW.comOur second winner is Thomas from Rancho Cucamonga, CA. He had this to say about the Amazing Spider-Man Venom Unbound Fine Art Statue:

    Great detail on this statue sculpted by Erick Sosa based on the good old Mcfarlane Venom I grew up on. This isn’t the skinny Topher Grace Venom that today’s silly kids know from the movie. Sosa’s sculpt is a little bit over the top in the muscle department, looking like a bodybuilder all jacked up on juice; of course, old Eddie Brock was hitting the weights rather hard after he lost his job due to web head, so I think it fits perfectly. Five stars for the statue and five stars for the great packing job and speedy delivery from TFAW. I used to frequent the Beaverton store about 25 years ago back when it was Pegasus Comics and Pat ran the show. Unfortunately, I had to move to California. I had such fond memories of the place that I visited it a couple of years ago in a road trip. Double thumbs up!

    Velvet #1 review at TFAW.comLast but not least, John from East Hartford, CT wrote a review for the Fifth Beatle: The Brian Epstein Story Limited Edition by Vivek J. Tiwary that we had to share:

    It is no accident that this book rocketed to number 1 on the New York Times best seller list. Both imaginative and colorful, it deals with the man dedicated to seeing the Beatles become bigger than Elvis — Brian Epstein. The author of this book will be bringing this story to the cinema soon and I am sure his efforts have helped Brian Epstein secure a well deserved place in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    Thanks so much to everyone who wrote reviews last month. You’re helping people decide what to get (or what to avoid) next.

    Remember, you don’t have to write a novel to win. Product reviews can be short and sweet, or highly detailed — as long as they help other customers, that’s what we’re looking for. So submit your reviews and help your fellow collectors sort out the “HOT” from the “NOT”! Who knows, you may be one of next month’s winners.

    HOW TO SUBMIT A PRODUCT REVIEW:
    It’s simple! Just visit any product page and look for this:

    Click on it and our product review form will appear in a popup. Just fill out the pertinent information and submit your review, and you’re done! We’ll take a look at your review and get it up on the product page soon thereafter!

    There’s also a really easy way for you to call up everything you’ve ever ordered from us and review it. Simply log in to your account and go into the Order History Section. Next to each item, you’ll see a “Review it!” link.

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    August Product Review Contest Winners

    Every month, we pore through hundreds of product reviews and pick three winners for our Product Review Contest and send them free products or gift certificates. Here are last month’s winners!

    Paul from California reviewed Lady Robotika #1. Here’s what he had to say:

    Well drawn, well written, funny, sci-fi romp. I caught myself laughing out loud (I believe I may have snorted once or twice) at some of the puns/wordplay. Lady Robotika will bring a smile to your face. Very much looking forward to the rest of the series.

    Ken from California reviewed a few products, including Witchfinder: In the Service of Angels TPB:

    Love this offshoot of the Hellboy-verse. I’m not sure how Dark Horse manages to find the perfect artist for Mignola’s work (Guy Davis, Duncan Fegredo, and now Ben Stenbeck), especially since Mignola’s art is so distinct. The writing is great with real attention to period detail. Highly recommend it.

    He also shared his opinions of the new Avengers book:

    Bendis is doing a good enough job juggling the different characters. I still think he could work a little harder to give each of the members something to do. There’s a lot of characters just standing around. Still, I appreciate his emphasis on character and dialogue and not necessarily just big fights. I love that he brought Wonder Man back and like the inclusion of Marvel Boy. And the story line is building, which is nice. Pretty good start to the series.

    Then there’s Carlos from Indianapolis wrote MANY great reviews for everything from Batman to Farscape and The Guild. Too many to mention here, but he did a great job of putting his opinions into one to two sentences for each product. Good stuff, Carlos.

    We want to thank all our amazing customers for their product reviews last month. We’re sending TFAW gift certificates out to this month’s winners! As always, we’re choosing our product reviews carefully. Please don’t submit duplicate reviews or submissions from other merchant websites. You don’t have to like the product to snag a winning review, so feel free to rant or gush.

    So submit your reviews and help your fellow collectors, and us, sort out the “HOT” from the “NOT”! Who knows, you may be one of next month’s winners.

    HOW TO SUBMIT A PRODUCT REVIEW:
    It’s simple! Just visit any product page and look for this:

    Click on it and our product review form will appear in a popup. Just fill out the pertinent information and submit your review, and you’re done! We’ll take a look at your review and get it up on the product page soon thereafter!

    There’s also a really easy way for you to call up everything you’ve ever ordered from us and review it. Simply log in to your account and go into the Order History Section. Next to each item, you’ll see a “Review it!” link.

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    COOL GEEKY THINGS – 36th Chamber, Ender’s Game, and Stuffed Toys that HATE you!

    A fine Friday to you all!

    Cool Geeky Things has been on hiatus for a few weeks while everyone at TFAW was savoring the last of the summer and preparing for what looks to to be an awesome Fall. There’s a ton of great pop culture goodness rolling at you in the next few months, and CGT will be diving head first into this flood of awesome, kicking and biting (yeah I fight dirty), to bring the best of these morsels back to the surface for your perusal. In the coming weeks look forward to a veritable gore fest as we explore the wonderful world of horror in celebration of that most frightening of holidays – Christmas.

    Huh? What do you mean Halloween’s the scary one? I can’t be the only person terrified by the prospect of incessant Christmas carols over EVERY speaker system on the face of the planet.

    Regardless, this week we’re back in the swing of things with reviews of some really great action figures, a mouthy stuffed animal, and genocidal military genius children. Huzzah!

    Starting things off:

    36th Chamber of Shaolin 12 Figure - Gordon Liu
    36th Chamber of Shaolin 12" Figure - Gordon Liu

    36th Chamber of Shaolin 12″ Figure – Gordon Liu

    36th Chamber of Shaolin 12″ Figure – Lo Lieh

    The 36th Chamber of Shaolin, is widely hailed as one of the greatest Kung Fu movies of all time. For my part, I am hard pressed to think of a single Shaw Brothers film that I like more. Additionally, this was THE film that launched Gordon Liu into the realm of legendary ass whoopery.

    Now if you’re familiar with the film you don’t need to hear me say anything further. Chances are you’re not even reading this because the second you saw the above images – you were clicking furiously to buy yours and guarantee that you’d be able to stage your own recreations of the pivotal fight scenes. But for those of you who have not yet had a chance to experience this classic – go and do that.

    Why are you still here? Fine. Even though you choose to be obstinate, and refuse to watch this movie at my behest, I’ll share with you the following. Any fan or collector of high quality figures is going to be happy about adding these pieces to their collection.

    36th Chamber of Shaolin 12 Figure - Lo Lieh
    36th Chamber of Shaolin 12" Figure - Lo Lieh

    Here are a few reason why:

    A. They are ridiculously awesome

    B. Great sculpt work on both

    C. The paint is really well done with negligible slop, and some great details (note the mud splatters on the Liu figure’s shoe)

    D. Fantastic touches in the accessories department such as Liu’s beaded necklace, Lieh’s sword (check out the hilt) and scabbard, stitched boots, etc.

    E. They are ridiculously awesome, which I may have mentioned

    Case closed, next subject.

    Enders Game First Series #1 (of 5)
    Enders Game First Series #1 (of 5)

    Enders Game First Series #1 (of 5)

    There’s a war coming. And this time, the same aliens who almost destroyed Earth once, are coming back to finish the job. What does a world on the brink of extinction do in such a situation? Send in the elementary school students of course! Duh.

    I’ll be the first to admit that when summed up from 5,000 feet the premise of this story seems a little unstable. But I’ll also be the first to say that to dismiss this tale would be a mistake, as Ender’s Game has stood the test of time and ranks amongst the greatest works of science fiction ever envisioned. This is in large part, a result of the prescience that serves as the foundation of this tale of two races thrust together from opposite ends of the universe. Moreover, like most great tales of science fiction, it is a tale of a possible future that stems from familiar biases and ideologies present in our modern world, and thus – a cautionary tale for the present.

    !!! SPOILER ALERT !!!

    (Highlight to read white out areas)

    Snooty, literary rambling aside it’s also a freaking great story with universal war, psychotic children, mad dictators (who are also children), aliens, space battles, world wars (entirely separate from the universal war), xenocide… in short, not only is it a disturbing philosophical rumination on the nature of innocence and war, it’s also a gripping page turner that leaves you hungry for more.

    It’s these aspects of the tale that have me so excited to see it translated into a graphic format. The tale of young Andrew “Ender” Wiggins transformation from ‘third’ to hero first enthralled me when I was roughly thirteen, and has not failed to do so each and every time I’ve re-read it since. Pick up the comic. But if you haven’t read the book yet, do yourself a big favor and check it out – you won’t regret it.

    Swearbear Emo Bear Plush
    Swearbear Emo Bear Plush

    Swearbear Emo Bear Plush

    If you read CGT with any frequency then you know I’m a fan of vinyl toys. I am also, to a lesser extent, a fan of plush toys. I am not a huge fan of Emo music – mind you I’m NOT a hater, I’m just old, very uncool, and easily frightened by things I don’t understand – one of the decided disadvantages of getting older. On a seemingly unrelated topic, I am a very big proponent of swearing like a sailor with both regularity and volume.

    The point being (yes there’s a point) if you add all of these factors together, I am 75% in love with this cute little foul mouthed Emo teddy. Like all of the Swearbears, when you squeeze the bear, you are treated to several different lines of inappropriate dialogue tailored around the personality of the bear. As to what Emo Bear will have to say, who knows, but I’ve always been amused by the politically incorrect ramblings of its predecessors (Redneck Bear kills me. Kills!)

    Thus if you also share my fondness of the inappropriate, buy one for yourself. Buy one for grandma. Better yet, buy one for the child of that couple you don’t really like but are unable to extricate yourself from visiting without social awkwardness. You’ll never have to visit them again! And that’s the gift that keeps on giving.

    **Disclaimer: These really aren’t appropriate for children. So don’t go furthering the trend towards delinquency amongst our youth. Instead, focus on gifting grown up delinquents with this foul mouthed furball. It’s too late to change them anyway, so go ahead and reward that terrible behavior now.**

    And that brings us once more to the end of our time together. As mentioned, in-depth horror reviews lie on the horizon, as well as more of the usual unusual. I’m off to go and re-watch The 36th Chamber of Shaolin and then plan my defense of the earth from bug aliens. No doubt whirling Kung Fu death will figure into this plan heavily.

    Have a great weekend and keep geeking.

    Cheers,

    Andrew@TFAW

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